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sunburntmerman:

for real, man.

sunburntmerman:

for real, man.

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

(via hyenachildren)

sodamnrelatable:

my friend Pete literally makes mercry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

thank you pete

(Source: drdawg)

"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

This is the best description of my life I’ve ever seen

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izzygrubi:

tour-lyfe:

alexbrah:

I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..

i love this

omg

izzygrubi:

tour-lyfe:

alexbrah:

I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..

i love this

omg

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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what the fuck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via yeoldefucknsuch)

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

(via yeoldefucknsuch)

In which I am Wil Wheaton. x

(Source: tatasmaslany, via snarkytior)

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virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive even before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

(Source: rapunzelena, via sodamnrelatable)

as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

(Source: chasind, via catwithatardis)

sailingsolo:

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adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

image

I actually cried laughing.

EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH

this video this video is incredible

OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS

I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.

(Source: videohall, via sodamnrelatable)

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(via doctorwhoforeva93)